New York Police Defend Stop & Kiss Program

This latest news report details New York’s controversial new “stop and kiss” program, which is a hilarious satire on the “stop and frisk” program which angered civil rights activists due to the unfair application of the policy and unreliability of the program.

”Shut the f**k up and let me kiss you!”

“If anyone wants to kiss me, they can have a free knuckle sandwich, and boot to the groin.”  -Captain Chaos