A simple reminder to self: DO NOT get drunk and pass out on the ground in India. Sources are saying an extremely inebriated man drowned his sorrows away and never made it home. He left the bar around 1:45 am, but only found a warm alley to take a little siesta in; and it was his last. He probably awoke at one point when he was being constricted by the serpent, but at least his senses were dulled by the booze. The snake was then cited for a D.U.I. (digestion under the influence). What are your thoughts, is this for real?